How to Upset a Hairstylist 101

Lately I've been feeling like there's been a lot of change in my life, and I think I just decided I needed something to represent that. So I had this crazy dream that I chopped off all my hair and dyed it black. SO I DID IT. I CHOPPED OFF ALL MY HAIR AND DYED IT BLACK.

 Ha. Funny joke right? I ain't cray. But I did decide that maybe I should do something different with my hair. Most of the time I'm really sensible and normal and I don't make rash, crazy decisions... so usually cutting my own hair would've been totally out of the picture. But I think I might've gone a little bat-crap crazy the other day because I just had it in my mind that I needed to give myself bangs. Here's the thing. I got bangs when I was in seventh grade and hated them. I looked deformed. It was not a good look let me tell you, but then I guess I decided that that was now just a fantastic idea. So, as I was unpacking from the Thanksgiving holidays, I just suddenly lost it and walked into Kelsi's room to consult her.

She was doing homework on her floor when I just walked up to her and said

"Hey what do you think I'd look like with bangs?"

So after discussing how I'd look for a little while I was just like

"Alright! I'm gonna do it!"

and Kelsi said "What? You're going to do it?"

"Yeah. Right now. If I don't do it now I'll chicken out."

So I grabbed a pair of scissors from her desk and ran to the sink to cut my bangs.

Kelsi oh-so graciously took pictures of my psychoticness.

Ready for this guys?

(Awkward close-up picture of my face)

Before:

And after:

 Yeah. It definitely wasn't professional grade work. It looks pretty good for using a pair of desk scissors, but I'm pretty sure that any hair-stylist in their right mind would slap me across the face because I didn't just wait and I did it myself. So that was my insane, totally out-of-character moment of the week, but you know what? I don't regret it. Sometimes it's nice to do something a little insane. I like it. And ya know? Kelsi commented later with something like "Tanisha I'm so glad that when you get psychotic urges it isn't to do anything like murder people. It's just to cut your hair".

She's so right. Psh. It could've been so much worse!