Occupy 1217

So a couple of days ago, Kelsi went on a road-trip and left us with a set of rules we had to follow while she was away. Aw yes... remember this?

Well, our natural reaction as the extremely rebellious youth we are (ha!) was to become enraged by these ridiculous constraints put on us. The one was trying to rule the many. Therefore, the one must be overthrown. Occupy 1217 was born. Now.. if you're easily offended you may want to turn back and stop reading here.. because I know what we did was outrageous... maybe even extreme. We had to dig deep into the most defiant, hardcore parts of our souls to find a solution that would show the dictator exactly how we felt. So, we decided... we needed to break each and every single rule. And we did... and sent the photographic evidence to Kelsi herself. I now give you...

Rule 1: There is to be no laughter, tomfoolery or general jovial behavior at anytime.

If you're offended.. please... turn back now. It only gets worse.

Rule 2: All proceedings requiring a chief justice (including marriage ceremonies, court hearings, etc) are indefinitely postponed.

Rule 3: No playing with knives (that means you, Alex)

 Rule 4: Feed the Shalee at least once a day

Rule 5: Alex cannot watch Netflix past 2, Michaela must be woken up if her alarm goes longer than 20 minutes. Tanisha's hair must be brushed and/ or stroked twice daily. Chandler is not allowed around fire in Kelsi's absence

Rule 6: Derek is allowed 3 supervised visits with Bear. (SUPERVISED).

 Rule 7: Promote Peace and harmony...

And go easy on the toilet paper... Remember. Sparing is caring!

Rule 8: And last.. WRING OUT THE SPONGE!! like I've been TELLING you.

I'm not entirely sure if we had the desired effect. I think laughing hysterically with your aunt in the middle of a play doesn't really make you want to be less of a dictator... Oh well. It was worth a shot!

Love you Kels!!!